How many firemen does it take to fix a smoke detector?

 

Too many. 

Jake and I's morning began at 5:30 am to the smoke alarm going off across the room. 

Needless to say we were bugged. Real bugged. Sleep is precious around these parts and a faulty smoke alarm is the last thing we need! 

But it stopped and we went back to sleep.

Forty-five minutes later it happened againnnnnn! So naturally we call the front desk and what does she do..? She calls the fire department. 

Five minutes later four men and a truck showed up and replaced the alarm. 

I should have taken that as a warning to stay in bed all day.